...  Wait a minute...  I'm at... the end.  Yes!!  My mail is gone!!!!!  I
must celebrate!

	Rob "Bye now!  I'm gonna get toasted!" Orick

-------------------------
Allegra: Well, this is a complete waste of space...
Rumiko(whispering from offstage): Put in the filler!!

------------------------------------------------------

	This Space For Rent Productions...

	----------------------

It is morning... 
(Scene of the sun rising over the Tendo home...)
	...you wake up...
*Splash!!!*
Ranma-chan(from inside): What you do that for?!
Genma: You sleep too much, boy.  A martial artist should always wake by
	the crack of da-*SPLASH!* Growf?
Ranma-chan: Whatever...

...you kick the pig...
BWEE!!!!!!
Akane: R-AN-MA!!!! *Kick!  Crash!*
Ranma(flying through the air): You're... so... UNCUTE!!!!!

...you greet your loved ones...
Ranma: Mom?  Are you sure we should have visited the Tendos?
Nodoka: Is there something wrong with your neck?
Ranma: Just... a little misunderstanding...

...you go outside to train...
Ryoga: Ranma!!!  Today is the day you die, Saotome!!
Ranma: Haven't we done this before?

It's a normal day...  but, it's not...
(A shadow is cast over Ranma and Ryoga.  They look up.  All across Nerima,
the other characters are looking up at the fiery clouds that have covered
the sun...)
For one, extraordinary reason...
(A massive Chinese style castle pierces the clouds and hovers over the sky.)

Ranma(assumes a causal stance and puts a hand to his chin): Ryoga.
Ryoga(blinks and puts away his umbrella): Hmm?
Ranma: Is it just me...  or am I not surprised by all this weird stuff
	anymore?
(They don't notice the carp pond draining and the bottom irising open.  A
purple helmet pokes out and looks up.  In smoke and fire, a purple
hardsuit rockets out and launches itself at the castle.)
Allegra: ANYTHING-GOES!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoga: Ah...  Wasn't that...
Ranma: The weird high tech girl in the basement.  Yeah...  Well, you know
	what this means...
Ryoga: Oh, God...  not another fanfic...

	-----------------------------------
		THE RISING STAR.
		 Coming soon...


Bowkaz:  Someone shoot him and put him out of his misery now!  PLEASE!!

Regis:  I'll have to think about that..........