Stanley R. Teriaca wrote:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pinky and the Bane. Writen by Stanley Teriaca.
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(Pinky, our lab rat, is sitting quietly in his cage in the Gothem penatentery.
If you need to know, this is a new Pet Theropie plan to reinhibutate the
inmates. Bane, sane coustume, is siting on his bed.)
Pinky: So, Bane, what are we going to do tonight.
Bane (opens the door to Pinky's cage, and takes him out): I WILL BREAK YOU!
(smash! He takes Pinky and slams Pinky's back into his knee).
Pinky: OW! That was fun. Can you do that again?
Closing Song: Thair both insain.
Thair Pinky and the Bane Bane Bane Bane.
(DaDaDaDa!)
So, what do you think? Now be kine.
Stan (Who has been a bad boy).
>From the Scriviner:
Bwah-ha-hahhahahahhaahahh-erhm... sorry. I was moved to tears. Yes. Tears. A bizarre tale of
a homocidal maniac and an imbicilic masochistic lab mouse. You must continue! I implore you!
MORE MORE MORE. erhm... sorry.
>From Yug:
Hahahahahahahihihihihihoohoohohohoho. Nice one! Why don't they make fan fics anymore the way
they used to? Do make a the sequel to this.