Sebastian (Who thinks Kun-chan is just afraid of what might happen :P)

Yes... I'm afraid of what may happen. You try to shove anything in
Ryouga-kamisama, and you'll be ... um... splashed around the walls
and floor and doors and windows and roof and ....

Oh yeah?!  We'll see about that.

Ryouga comes wandering around the corner at Sebastian's uni.

Ryouga:  Wo bitte geht es nach Japan?

Sebastian:  Ah, Ryouga, have a bratwurst.

Ryouga:  No thanks, I don't eat pork.

Sebastian:  [slaps himself]  How about a steak, then?  [waves the steak 
            around]

Ryouga:  I'm really not hungry.

Sebastian:  A cigar?

Ryouga:  I don't smoke.

Sebastian:  Aaargh!  come on and take it like a man! [tries to shove the 
lit coffin nail into Ryouga's mouth]

<WHAP, BANG, SPLAT>

Sebastian:  [splashed around the walls and floor and doors and windows 
            and roof and ....]  Uh, I guess you're right Kun-chan.

Angus:  Of course she is, dummy.  It's one of the laws of the universe!

Kun-chan shakes her head: See? I was worried about this... Now, if you
                          had of dressed up like a GIRL and tried to
                          feed him......

Kun-chan...