<shakes head> He's lost it.

HTG
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ok so I'm a little sick... 

LUNA (no other name known)

	Looks:  She's quite a nice-looking cat, though her eyes aren't
really very feline.  In human form, she's also cute.  Note that the DIC
version sounds much older than she really is.
	Smarts:  Very bright for a sixteen-year-old (or so, in human
terms), and acts as the brains of the Bishoujo Senshi when Ami isn't
around. Does seem to have a problem with memory gaps, which leads to
embarrassing moments every so often.
	Personality:  Tends to be a bit haughty, and often impatient when
dealing with Usagi.  But she's a big softy underneath, if only she didn't
have to make sure everyone was prepared to fight evil all the time.
	Fighting Skills:  Okay.  Often provides a needed distraction so
Usagi can get her act together, but is no frontline warrior. 
	Cooking:  No hands.  Probably can run a microwave.
	Competition:  Artemis, who she is destined to mate with, and that
guy from the S movie.  As I understand it, the latter has his own
girlfriend.  And she doesn't need to get together with the white cat for
decades yet.
	In-Laws:  Diana, her future daughter.  You just know she's going
to be pulling for Daddy.
	Economics:  Pets don't make much money, even show cats.  You're
going to have to be the official wage earner.
	Sex:  Um, you do realize Luna's a cat, right?  If you are not a
cat, and this does not discourage you, I don't want to hear about it. 
(Her human form seems to be attainable only with Usagi's help.)

	Overall:  If you're a cat, she's one of the best prospects around. 
If not, consider counseling. 

SKJAM!
"Buy Sailor-Zine!"