Greetings!
... Barney (as a Major Character): GET THE KEG!
Nope - go on a tour of the brewery and dive into a vat.
Actually, I'd also vote for 'Find the author and slowly flay them alive.' ;)
%% Who has been wondering for years why the Castlemaine Brewery (XXXX)
%% steps up production *heavily* on the day a game is played at a nearby
%% football ground (stinks the ground out.)
Subliminal advertising....they're trying to attract customers. ;)
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Bert Van Vliet SkyKnght@sentex.net
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