Subject: Re: [SPAMFIC SUBPLOT] A few moments in the lab...
From: "Erin Mills version 2.5" <MILL0622@Badger.Snow.edu>
Date: 6/1/1996, 6:21 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

    (A large crate arrives at the lab. Erin hurries to open it, but 
first...)

    Lessee...Invoice. 100 Meeps of varying colors and sizes, 25 CIA 
Gulls, 1500 Zombie Gerbils, 175 Tunnel Rats, 150 Mugger Squirrels, 1 
Crockpot of the Gods, 3 Stranglevine Cacti, 100 Arctic Furred 
Turtles, 15 Vampire Squirrels, 5 Vending Machines....HEY! Where's the 
Protection Racquet I asked for?! Ah, well... Let's see, (pries open 
crate) what to test, what to test? 
(Pulls out a Stranglevine Cactus.) This looks good, now what to test 
it on...?

(Pounding from the closet,)

    SHADDUP! I...(slow evil grin) have something for you...
    
                                    ---Erin 2.5