At 08:55 AM 31/05/96 -0400, you wrote:

At 10:00 PM 31/5/96 +1000, you wrote:

See? Now that I control the ML... on to other things!

BROADWAY!!!

Hmm...

[Chris opens up today's 'New York Times' and turns to the
Broadway listings in the 'Weekend' section...]

How woud things change?

NOW PLAYING:

'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum'
===> 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Brothel'

or `A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Dojo'

'An Ideal Husband'===>'Ranma'
'Bring in 'da Noise, Bring in 'da Funk'===>

`Bring in `da Hot water, Bring it in Now!'

'Defending the Caveman'===>

`Defending the Baka'

'Miss Saigon'====>'Miss Melbourne'

`Miss Nerima'

'Tartuffe: Born Again'====>

"Taro: Cursed Again'

'The King and I'=====>'The Pig and I'

`The Baka and I' or `The Kawaikunne and I'

'The Phantom of the Opera'===>

`The Hentai of the Dojo'
`Inherit the Wind'===>`Inherit the Dojo'
`Night of the Iguana'===>`Night of the P-chan'
`Love Thy Neighbour'===>` Love Thy Innazuke'
`Jack: A Night on the Town with John Barrymore'
===>`Happy:  A Panty Raid on the Town with 
Happosai'
`Tovah: Out of Her Mind'===>`Kodachi: (Really)
Out of Her Mind'

--Ilsa, OAA and COR                       

Anyone care to complete this?

-CW
"Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome."
-From a fortune cookie I received.