Exactly... and one of the worst ever lemon fanfics I've ever read was called
'Phonography'... Not only was it BORING but it was ... well... too stupid to
even be taken *slightly* seriously! It was just... stupid.

Indeed.  I hate that one.

It sucked, ne?

I feel a need to point something out.  I've been rereading Caroline's
lemons, since the topic has come up (so to speak).  They're still my
favorites...but the line "Oh, Mousse, you have beated me." still makes
me wanna womit.

Made you want to womit? Sounds like it made you want to turn into a cute,
fuzzy, cuddly animal... Whyfor did it make you do that?

Kun-chan...