With apologies to Gilbert&Sullivan...

o/~ When Ranma was a little lad
    He proved so brave and daring
    His father thought to train him in
    The martial arts; despairing
    She would lose her son, good Nodoka made
    Her bald husband promise her this:
    He'd turn her child into a man
    Whose bravado no one could miss... o/~
   

o/~ A pair of ducks, a pair of ducks,
    A most myopic pair of ducks;
    Quack, quack, quack, quack,
    A pair of ducks! o/~

o/~ I am the very model of a depressed individual
    My fangs protrude, some people think it
        makes me quite convivial,
    To have special attacks that can smash rock
        into small pieces, or
    Ki-blast annoying rivals with the rushing
        lion's bullet roar... o/~

So, should I go on with 'The Irates take a Stance'?

*grin* [For those of you who are TOTALLY clueless,
these are sung to the tune of G&S's 'Pirates of 
Penzance'. The first is, 'When Frederic was a little 
lad', sung by Ruth. The second is the celebrated
'Paradox song', and the third, of course, is 
'I am the very model of a modern major general'.

-Christopher Willmore

 
"Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome."
-From a fortune cookie I received.