Subject: Re: Anime/Bulwer-Lytton - fun fun fun
From: Ben Kosse
Date: 5/16/1996, 4:45 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Here you go... I'd include some more, but I've already used them in 
previous fanfics....
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         Ranma 1/2: Battle Against Boredome
  Things seemed pretty quiet in Nermia now that Ranma and Akane were 
married, and Mousse and Shampoo, and Ryoga and Akari, and Ukyo and 
Kontasu, and Dr. Tofu and Kasumi, and Nabiki and Kuno, and Mikado and 
Kodachi, and Asusa and Barney, and Tsubasa and Allegra, and Happosi and 
Cologne.  There was only one thing left to do...HAVE SEX!

          BubbleGum Crunch
  I had known Priss for little over a week now, and already I knew she 
was a Knight Saber.  I had met her while we were jamming at my  favorite 
night club Hot Legs.  I have already finished work on my new hard suit.  
I hate to brag, but it IS a thousand times more powerful than any of 
their suits.  I know they hate it when I come in and fight their battles 
for them...but I know they won't be able to take out Largo without me...

          BubbleGum Splooge
  I had known Priss for little over a week now, and already I had bagged 
all the Knight Sabers at least twice.  I met her while we were jamming at 
my favorite night club Hot Legs.  After we got done jamming at hot leggs 
we went back to her place for some real jamming.  Then after I saved the 
whole team from the clutches of Largo, we went back to Sylia's for an 
orgy...I remember it like it was yesterday...

     Well, I was planning on trying something, but after reading those,
I think I not only lost my interest in writing an aweful fanfic opening,
but also lost interest in working on my fanfic tonight.

That last one is just horrible.

Aww, hell. It's lemony, too.

     "Keiichi, I need to talk to you."
     What does Urd want now? Keiichi was wondering. He was still thinking
that he was lucky that Belldandy didn't have to be recalled. He was so lost
in thought that he didn't see the bug jump into Skuld's head.
     When he entered the room, he was greeted by a two horrible surprises: a
half-naked Belldandy was being slapped by a leather-clad Urd, and Skuld
appeared in front of him, throwing off her Goddess robes and grabbing him in
a passionate embrace.
     The room was filled with his blood.

OK, that's bad. I admit, but we were looking for bad....weren't we?
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Ben Kosse bmk7411@cs.rit.edu
BGC Otaku and worshipper of the Red-Eyed Goddess and her music.
Anime, RPG's, computers, poetry (read/write), music (listen/compose).
Author of the Bubblegum Crisis theme pack (see the homepage below).
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