On Fri, 10 May 1996, Ben L. Harrison wrote:

"You know, that some how makes  me think of the  Old Carpenters Code."
"The Nail must go through"

[One Away]

There's a place in Winnipeg called Osborn Village.  It's a very nice 
place with lots of art and culture.  I also happen to like the ice cream 
shops.

There is one place in particular that also serves breakfast.

As I sat down, the waitress came up and asked me what I would like.

After ordering, I sat back, reading a manual that I had brought in with me.

Another waitress came by with a tray.  "Here's your order miss."

I looked at my plate and replied, "Theres something wrong with this order."

She looked at me and replied, "No there isn't."

Looking down, I saw the pancakes I had ordered with the bill on top of 
it.  "Somehow I don't think this is the way it was supposed to arrive."

She looked at the bill she had and said, "You did order pancakes with SRP 
on top didn't you?

Then there was the the chemist who had a odd diargram for a type of anasthia
When asked what it was, he said it was the either bunny.

[Two Away]

On a consulting job for a firm of lawyers, I was talking to the secretary 
to determine the companies needs, my experience being that usually it's 
the secretary that knows more about an office than the bosses.

"So you think you need optical systems technology?"

"Well, it would be a lot better to store our contracts on, and would take 
up less space.  Besides, they're permanent."

"True..."

"Besides, I also want to add an internet TV conection for the optical drive?"

"Why?"

"To catch my favorite soap; "As the WORM turns."

Hitomi