gaffney@iconn.net verbalized:
Hi. A couple of weeks ago, I posted to rec.arts.anime
about whether or not there was a Ranma drinking game.
Well, the landslide response to that (at least five posts!)
led to the posting of a reasonable game.
Therefore, let's do the same thing here. I'll post a few
starters, and you all follow up. Keep in mind that this
does not necessarily have to be done with alcohol. The
purpose of a drinking game is to identify common cliches
within a particular universe, and to have fun with those
cliches.
I *MUST* add to this. I really MUST!!!
(examples: Dalek shouts exterminate: 1 drink
Wesley does something irritating: 1 drink
etc.)
The less common the cliche, the more drinks:
I'll buy that.
(Peri wears a sensible outfit: 4 drinks
Jo wears a sensible outfit: 6 drinks)
The Doctor actually makes up his mind - 4 drinks
The Doctor actually explains his plans - 6 drinks
1 drink for each appearance of the following people:
Gosunkugi
Mikado
Azusa
Tsubasa
Konatsu
Akari
Herb
Ranko Tendo (*NOT* Ranma-chan)
3 drinks if any of the above are major parts of the story
You forgot Happosai
Also - drink 2 whenever a NEW member of the Habiki family shows up.
If Ryouga or Ukyou go through emotional torture, 1 drink
Ranma and Akane, 2 drinks
Anyone else, 3 drinks
If it's Kodachi - cheer
If everyone lives happily ever after, 3 drinks
If everyone dies, 3 drinks
If something happens that Rumiko Takahashi would choke on
her sake to see, 2 drinks
That could be bad.
CROSSOVERS (does not include cameos):
with Ah My Goddess!, 1 drink
with Bubblegum Crisis, 1 drink
with Sailor Moon, 1 drink
with Urusei Yatsura, 1 drink
Any other anime series, 2 drinks
with Animaniacs, 3 drinks
with Are You Being Served?, 4 drinks
Some body else knows about this?!?
How 'bout 2 drinks if it's a Xover with Red Dwarf.
LEMON (warning inherent):
HOT DAMN!! I'm in my element!
1 drink for the following sexual pairings:
Ranma/Akane
Ryouga/Ukyou
Nabiki/Kuno
Ranma/Ukyou
Mousse/Shampoo
Collogne/Happi - no, wait - that'd be so sick to watch you better go for
about 10!
2 drinks for:
Ranma/Shampoo
Akane/Shampoo
Akane/Ukyou
Nabiki/Ryouga
Kasumi/Tofu (note: *sexual only*)
Ranma/Nabiki or Kasumi
3 drinks:
Ryouga/Akari
Kodachi/anybody
Kuno/Ranma-chan
Konatsu/Akari (did I get all of Caroline's pairings?)
Kasumi/Kuno
4 drinks:
the Tendo sisters
Ranma/Ukyou/Akane/Shampoo
everyone in one big honkin' orgy
8 drinks, or more if you need them:
Cologne/anybody
Happosai/anybody
Kasumi/Lobo [PLUG!]
Genma/Soun (drink first, then shoot the author)
Drink one for each of the following lines (needn't be exact):
"[female] gasped as [male]'s member was revealed"
"That's the hymen"
1 drink each time character's name is shouted during climax
2 drinks if there's more than 20 characters in the name
e.g. Akaaaaannnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
3 drinks if all of Ranma and Akane's problems and differences
mysteriously disappear after having sex
2 drinks whenever Ran-chan gets preggers
1 drink if Akane, Nabiki, ukyo, kodachi, or Shampoo are pregnant
4 if Kasumi gets preggers
5 - If passion spice is involved *AT ALL*
PARTICULAR AUTHORS:
1 for each author:
John Biles
Stefan Gagne
David Tai
Paul Gallegos
Benares
Caroline Ann Seawright (3 if it's not a lemon)
Mark Latus
Jhon/Kun-Chan -- chug the bottle and grab the sleeping pills.
HEY!? Don't I at least get an honable mention?
1 drink if the author writes himself into a story
6 drinks if the author writes himself into the story as some
all-knowing wiz who solves everything
8 drinks if he's got superpowers, too
Um, you forgot the section about the authors and sex....
IF the following have sex with characters
2 - Jhon/anyone (anything?) female
2 - KunChan/anyone male (other than Ryoga)
1 - KunChan/Ryoga
4 - Jhon/anyone male
4 - KunChan/anyone female
2 - Ryan/Kei or Yuri
6 - Ryan/Mughi ;)
2 - Gopher/any female
.SIG CHARACTERS
2 - AGMBand/any anime character
4 - AGMBand/other member of AGMBand
2 - WWolf/Jody
3 - Gopher/Allegra [Woo hoo!!]
4 - Panda/Virgo
8 - AGMBand/Robma
1 - somebody creates *YET ANOTHER* .sig char.
MISC.
1 - Roy yells about SPAM
1 - Gopher ticks off Allegra
1 - somebody sends an 'un/subscribe' message to the list
3 - you get unsubbed by the bloody server for no reason
2 - WWolf has to yell at the list for something
4 - any pun war
6 - Hitomi posts something other than [BGC fic with Bert]
[cheap shot - gomen!] ;)
heheh - ain't I cruel?!
AlberCrombie
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