On Thu, 2 May 1996, AlberCrombie wrote:

Hey, rob, Allegra wants to say something to ya, so I'm letting her use my
account.

Oh?  And how is my little Allegra?

Dear Rob,

Orick you little %$&^@^&^$#@@^@^!!!!!!!!

Oh, my...  You've been hanging out with Ashino again!

How dare you stick me with this #&$^#@$!!! HENTAI @!@%^@$ GOPHER?!?!?!

I had no idea...  I'll call your father immediately and tell him...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S WANTING ME TO DO?!?!  NOT TO MENTION HOW?!!!?!?!?!

Er, I'd really rather not...  I've never seen you this angry before, Iiko.

WHEN I GET MY @#^#@^&#@!! HANDS ON YOU I WILL RING YOU #&*%^*%%&**!! NECK!

JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL YOU COME BACK FROM VACTION!!!!

(starts packing) I just remembered that, ah, I forgot to get Kent's sigs 
	a present from my trip....  I'd better leave real soon.

love, Allegra.  ;)

Well, I guess she can't be that mad...

....hhehe...um,  maybe I shouldn't have let her watch all my ADVision tapes
in one sitting?!

Oh!  Now I know she's faking it!  She's seen them already!  She and her 
	sister are such perverts!

No, really she's fine!  Honest!  All I asked is for her to make dinner by
hand!  Really!  [big sweat drop]

	Robma "(Starts packing some more) Head for the hills, 'Crombie!  She 
		hates cooking!!!" Orick