At 00:42 4/22/96 CST, Nightelf wrote:

Oh my...

I'm in deep doo-doo.  Let's see...I've done what to who?

Ranma:
Stuck him in girl-form for 8 years and killed his fiancee and friends
    (Sunrise)
Gave him a minor nervous breakdown  (A Man I'll Never Be)

Akane, Ryouga, Shampoo, and Mousse:
Killed them before the fanfic even started (Sunrise)

Nene, Priss, Mackie and Linna:
Cursed them with various Jusenkyo curses(Circe Project)

Herb:
Cursed his kids, destroyed his kingdom, took away his memory, and stuck
him in girl-form (Sunrise)

The entire Ranmaverse:
Stuck them in cursed form temporarily (Contagion)

To quote C3PO: "We're doomed..."

No you're not.  I mean, wouldn't Happosai be on your side after "Contagion"?

Besides, if they're mad about the quality (or lack thereof), not the 
quantity, of the mean stuff we wrote about them...some of us are in lots 
more trouble than you!

Nightelf
nwl9354@tamvm1.tamu.edu

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Nightelf:  Sigs...where are you?

A note is left behind:  Goodbye...and good luck.  You'll need it.

       As he fell through the portal, dropping towards the
Tendo Dojo far below, Biles closed his eyes and hoped for the
best, wondering what Ranma's ominous last remark could mean...

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