On Mon, 22 Apr 1996, Erin Mills version 2.5 wrote:

(Erin begins hurredly packing up every fanfic he has ever written and 
tosses them into the back of the "Bob Johnson Plumbing Contractors.")

    Chris, I think we're in BIIIIIIIG trouble,
   
 (Suddenly remembers and begins burning the extra copies of TGACFH!!!)
 

The Dark Shadowy Figure bounces multiple copies of all parts of TGACFH
to the person who started this tread.  "HE HE"

 
                                    ---Erin 2.5
                                    
   P.S. To quote Jack Nicholson, "The worm has turned and is packing 
an Uzi."

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Wayne: <looks above> Hey how did you get control of my mailbox? Get back to
the Chaos War.
B-ko: I'll get him.
Wayne: B-ko?!?! What are you doing here instead of Kent's mailbox?
B-ko: I'm here to kill Shadow-twerp
Wayne: <thinks of the massive devistation thats happened to several universes
as a result of there battles> Oh my poor mailbox <does a full Soun Wailing
Wall>