This is because John's in Lawrence, Kansas, and Rachel's in Seattle, 
Washington.  Hard to do much damage from that far apart.  Now, if they 
move to the same city...THEN I fear.

Then we'll RULE THE UNIVERSE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
It is fate. <clap, clap>

*pout* But I already rule every multiverse, including this one. Why do
you want to steal away my little universe? I know it's a little one,
filled with silly humanoids and things, but still... *sniffle* It's my
universe, and I want to keep it!

Kun-chan...