On Sun, 21 Apr 1996, Mike W. Loader wrote:
--- REVENGE OF THE FANFIC CHARACTERS ---
---- Coming soon to an ML near you! ----
See your favorite fanfic authors tormented by the characters
whose lives they have controlled for too long! Get a free
stuffed John Biles doll while supplies last! Hurry now! This
offer is not available in stores! Visa and Mastercard accepted!
Oh my. I suppose it was bound to happen eventually. Are the dolls
collecters editions?
You can get them with me in a Suit, in a Red UMCP Security shirt, or in
the trademark purple shirt and glasses.
John Walter Biles : MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~ranma/falcon.html
http://www.dhp.com/~wraven/john/index.html
If you've ever watched the game warden through a gun sight...
You might be a redneck.