On Sun, 21 Apr 1996, Mike W. Loader wrote:

--- REVENGE OF THE FANFIC CHARACTERS ---
---- Coming soon to an ML near you! ----

See your favorite fanfic authors tormented by the characters
whose lives they have controlled for too long!  Get a free
stuffed John Biles doll while supplies last!  Hurry now!  This
offer is not available in stores!  Visa and Mastercard accepted!

Oh my. I suppose it was bound to happen eventually. Are the dolls 
collecters editions?

You can get them with me in a Suit, in a Red UMCP Security shirt, or in 
the trademark purple shirt and glasses.

John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu   http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~ranma/falcon.html 
                            http://www.dhp.com/~wraven/john/index.html

If you've ever watched the game warden through a gun sight...
     You might be a redneck.