On Fri, 19 Apr 1996, Wayne Pillion wrote:

The DSF says, "I know how to take care of you, HE HE HE"  He then activates his
teleporter and send Ryouga away.  "Where did you send Ryouga-kamisama, you
bastard?"
"Oh, ijust sent him to a whorehouse.  By now he's probably nosebleeded enough
that it'll take months for him to make enough blood to regain conciousness."
The DSF said in a board tone.  "Now what to do with you...."  Kun-chan suddenly
finds herself teleported to the dimension of Barneys. 
"We Love You...."
Kun-chan screams "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and finds that the DSF is still using his 
teleporter to lock her teleportatiomal abilities and so she can't leave.
The DSF narrows his eyes in thought for a moment and thinks, "Now how to get 
even with that Vorlon...."

Away in a distant shadow, Kergma looks up from the twisted bit of reality 
sculpture he was working on.  "Hmmmm....  That must surely rate as one of 
the worst tortures *anyone* could go through."

Turning his attention to a patch of bare ground beneath a lavendar sky, he
concentrates, drawing more and more of the Logrus until a shimmering
rainbow haze appears.  A faint resistance is felt upon establishing the
gate, one which is quickly overcome.  Dimly, on the other side of the haze
can be seen purple shapes moving with joyful despicable intent towards a
female figure. 

Shapeshifting into something more recognisible to the figure, Kergma 
extends an arm towards the figure now backing rapidly away from the 
purple monstrousities.  "Are you in need of assistance?"

                                  ~~~~
                The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au

%% Just can't stand those Barneys, nor a fellow Australian in distress ;)