On Wed, 17 Apr 1996, The Tendo Basement, due to some marvel of architecture, 
wrote:

Are you talking about your long story post?  I didn't delete it!!!!  
('course, I kinda _have_ to read it - but even if I didn't, I still would!)

Oh man!  That means that joyce doesn't know that I killed Virgo! (Runs 
and hides)

You...killed...WHO?????? (battle aura starts forming)
Calla: Well, it's not like you didn't see it coming.  He certainly 
  dropped enough hints.
Kirna: Dropped hints?  He did everything but put it up on a billboard!
joyce: (says nothing, just seethes silently in rage)

Kirna: Aw, man, do I have to?
Tanya: You drew the short straw!
Kirna: Fine....  (hugs orick)

Gee, thanks...  drawing straws...  now, I'm really know I'm unloved...

Tanya: Well, whaddya expect?  I have a thing for Adam, Emma does too 
  (though she won't admit it), Serena4H is till dreaming of a miniature 
  Darien, and Calla's married!
Calla: Kirna's free....
Tanya: Hey, true..and she _was_ the one who hugged him...
Calla: Yeah!  And we didn't even have to threaten her life to get her to 
  do it!
Tanya and Calla: o/~ Kirna and Robma, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-
Kirna: SHUT UP!!!  I am NOT in love with ORICK!!!

-joyce, Disciple of Kasumi
Joey-kun no iinazuke!

	Robma "(typing up the death of more characters...)" Orick

Kirna: Think you could add these two to your list of kill-offs?
Calla: Ooh, look!  She's asking him for favors!
Kirna: BAKA!