Okay. I just read a copy of rogue1's "Lies", and I have to pronouce it the 
most depressing fanfic I've ever read. It makes "Winter's Tale" look like 
Christmas. Someone was really, really down when they wrote that, and now 
I am too. Gah, someone post something happy, quick!

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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