This rather interesting style of his was probably the result of his
career. Just another pitfall we Journalists have to avoid. :-)

Spiffy!  I didn't know you were a journalist!

Journalist/College type/writer/etc. It pays the bills.

Seamus: Liar.

Mike: Okay, it pays about 1/3 of the bills.

Mahon: Right.

Mike: 1/4?

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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