He didn't stay to watch the outcome of the battle-- instead, he exited his
room (tripping over only 30 or 40 items along the way), and headed to the
kitchen. Opening the refridgerator didn't reveal any Dew in the house, much
to John's chagrin. <Ohno! We're out of 'Spew! AARGH!!! I can't start my
morning without my 'Spew!>

   Ugh. You are aware of that stuff's history as a substitute in urine 
tests, right?
   Coffee, now - coffee is direct proof that there is a higher power.

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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