Ranma 1/2 Angel Grove Exchange Program pt 6

The Angel Grove Exchange Program Pt 6--- Ranma no more?

"Calm down people!" Nabiki says as she raises her
arms to silence the congregation. "It's all part of
the show. The reception will still be held sans the happy
couple for just a little while."
The entire crowd shrugs their shoulders and proceeds
to leave for the reception.
"Odd wedding," remarks Horoshi.
"Were you expecting anything less?" asks Diaske.
"No, not really," sighs Horoshi.
Nabiki breathes a deep breath and gives her most
winning smile. She knows that when things are getting
rough, she is the only person who can actually fix things.
It is time for her to push down her emotions, as usual and
react.
"Aiesha, Rocky, Billy and Adam I need you NOW!" Nabiki
screams before the four can stealthfully exit.
Aiesha, Rocky, Billy and Adam shrug as they slowly walk
to Nabiki.
"What is it Nabiki, we are kind of in a hurry to get
to the reception."
"Oh, please, don't pretend with me. I know who you
really are," Nabiki says smugly.
"I d-don't know what you mean Nabiki," Adam stammers.
"Oh, puh-lease don't play dumb with me. I have Iron
Clad evidence that you guys plus Tommy and
Kimberly are Power Rangers. I need you guys to teleport
my sister and I there."
"You can't do that without a power coin," Billy
interjects in a superior tone.
"Oh really?" Nabiki asks as she pulls out both Tommy's
and Kimberly's power coin. "They won't need them
anyway."
"What, You thief--" Billy screams
"Looks like we have no choice," Aiesha sighs.
"Akane! Come on!" Nabiki yells as she tosses a
power coin to Akane and they disappear in a rainbow light.
Ranma watches as Akane and Nabiki disappear.
"This is not how I envisioned my wedding night,"
Ranma says sourly as Nadoka puts her arms around her.
"Don't be sad dear," Nadoka says in her most soothing
tone.
"B-but I was left at the alter!" Ranma says.
" No you weren't remember you still got married
You just haven't gotten to the honeymoon yet."
Ranma's eyes widen and she thinks <Oh great, now
I'm Married and to Ryoga no less. Ryoga, I'm sorry
to be thinking this, but I hope Nabiki and Akane
take their time rescuing you.>

"It seems we haven't been short of guests lately at
the command center," Zordon says dryly.
"Hello Zordon, I am Nabiki Tendo and this is Akane, my
sister."
"Yes, I know who you are. I suppose you both
will do as temporary Power Rangers." Zordon
materializes the sword of power. "Touch the sword
to receive the Pink Ranger's and White Rangers Power."
"Sir I object to this haste decision. Nabiki here
isn't even a martial artist," Billy yells.
"I'll have you know that I am a master of Martial
Arts. I just happen not to have to resort to violence."
"Nabiki is correct," Zordon says, "Sometimes
the most powerful Martial artist are the ones that
prefer to leave their talents hidden."
Akane and Nabiki slowly grab the sword of power and
the energy leaps through them. Nabiki ends up as the
White Ranger and Akane ends up as the Pink Ranger.
"Why Akane, You look so cute," Nabiki says dryly.
"Shut UP!"
"Sir, who will lead this most perilous expedition to
liberate Hibiki?" asks Billy.
"Well, I've given this alot of thought, well not
much thought, but I think Nabiki should lead.
Her quick thinking makes her the most ideal leader
for this mission."
"What! I believe I am more suited to lead the Power
Rangers!" Billy protests.
"You heard him Billy-baby," she says as she ruffles
his hair. " I am going to lead."
"No you aren't! I challenge you to a fight.
I don't think you can."
"If you want." Nabiki puts her hands up in a defensive
stance and Billy rushes towards her. Nabiki leaps above
him and whispers something in his ear. Billy stops
for a second, his eyes lit in horror. Nabiki uses this moment
to kick him in the chest picks him up, smiles as she
throws him into and through the wall of the control
room.
"I win!" Nabiki yells, "No more complaints people we
have somebody to rescue. There is no time for petty
arguments."
"Yes, ma'am," the other three say in unison.
"What did you say to Billy?" Akane asks.
"Oh, I just told him that I have evidence that he's
behind Tommy's odd behavior."
Akane raises an eyebrow and smiles.
"What's the plan?" Adam asks.
"First, we need to get as much help as we can get
from Ryoga's friends. Ranma, Shampoo, Ukyo,
Mousse and Kudachi will be most willing to assist."
"What about Kunou?" asks Rocky.
"He has a conflict of interest and will most likely
get in the way."
The rest of the Power Rangers look at each other and
nod in agreement
"We should gather them and proceed to infiltrate
Lord Zed's castle," Nabiki continues. " Let's go.
With some luck we should have Ryoga back in our
hands within a few hours!"
"Pretty optimistic, aren't you?" Adam queries.
"I'm always confident when I know I
won't fail," Nabiki responds.
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Nabiki stands in the White Ranger suit and
puts her hands on her hips. Around her is Akane
in the Pink Ranger suit, the rest of the Rangers
and now Shampoo, Ukyo, Kudachi, Ranma and Mousse.
"Okay you guys, you know the standard drill."
Shampoo and Mousse nod knowingly.
"Shampoo used to rescuing Akane and Ranma,
Shampoo never have to save Ryoga before."
"I'm sure Ryoga is giving Lord Zed Hell."
"I wouldn't be so sure sugar. He downed an
entire half bottle of Vodka. It's a miracle he can
walk."
"I'm sure he'll sober up," Nabiki says.
"Now let's go!"
Nabiki halfheartedly puts her hand into formation
and teleports herself and the Ranma crew to
Lord Zed's hideaway.
There waiting is Goldar. His fangs are bared
and his sword is extended towards the White
Ranger.
"Ahh, didn't you think that Lord Zed would
be ready for you punks?"
"We are more than a match for you!" Rocky says
while bobbing his head.
"We aren't afraid of you Gold--"
Aiesha is unable to continue her declaration of
defiance as she watches Ukyo flip him over with
a huge spatula.
"Its Goldar over easy!" Adam says.
"Good going roomie!" Rocky yells.
"uhh- Uhh quite impressive." Aiesha states.
"Enough gawking let's get moving!" Nabiki yells.
"Hey, how come you don't bob your head when
you talk?" Billy asks.
"Because I don't want to."
Fifty puttys come into view right after Nabiki's statement.
Immediately the puttys hone in on the Power Rangers and
begin to attack. Mousse gives a huge yell and
out of nowhere hundreds of maces, chains and
swords come flying out of his sleeves hitting
all but five of the puttys. Akane springs into
action and hurls a putty into the other four
knocking them all out of commission.
"Boy I miss those workouts I had every
morning."
The Power Rangers and the rest of the Ranma crew
go stealthfully into the next room. Well as
stealthfully as a marching band at the Thanksgiving day
parade can be. There in front of them is a huge army
of Lord Zed and Rita Repulsa's most foul creations.
One monster was a huge cat, another was a giant
eyeball, the next was a huge frying pan, with 2
eggs sunny side up and a piece of bacon frying inside
and the last is a giant Dr, Pepper bottle.
Nabiki stares at the creatures in disbelief and starts
laughing.
"This is how you plan on defeating us?", she asks.
"Please! Give me a break. How pathetic."
Meanwhile Ranma is starting to completely freak
out.
"What's wrong with Ranma?" Aiesha asks.
"Ranma has alurophobia--fear of cats. She's
just really scared, that's all."
"All four creatures begin to attack the group.
Ranma is being overwhelmed by the huge cat.
"My names Cat Tastrophy. I'm here to
frighten you dearie."
"You know in some countries bad puns are
illegal." Ranma says while shaking.
"Oh really? Meow." Cat Tastrophy moves in to
grab her and Akane jumps in front to stop her.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," Akane warns.
Cat Tastrophy picks up Ranma and purrs.
"Oh really? Why not? Hiss."
"Because--"
"Meow!" Ranma interrupts.
"What the--" Cat Tastrophy is interrupted by
the sound of Ranma ripping her to shreds. Ranma
bounces to each of the other three adversaries and
within the span of a commercial break, she rips
them all apart.
"Good kitty," Akane says as she pats Ranma on
the head. Ranma responds by merely purring.
Lord Zed steps into view. Alright you Power
Ranger Pussies! It's time you fought me!
Lord Zed positions himself into a fighting mode
and all of a sudden the theme song to Mortal
Kombat comes on.
"Hey where did that music come from?" asks Akane.
"It's a crucial battle, You have to have
fighting music," Adam explains.
"It does put you in the mood to fight,
doesn't it?" Akane asks.
"I have decided to fight the Pink Ranger!"
"I'll have you know, Kimberly isn't in the
suit," Billy interrupts.
"So, I've always had a thing for women in
pink jumpsuits. Now fight me Pink Ranger."
"Fine by me!" Akane yells.
"Akane, I believe in you. Distract him while I
get Ryoga." Nabiki whispers.
"Okay," Akane agrees.
There isn't really much of a fight because right
before the fight even started. Lord Zed has the
mistake of saying, " You know, you are alot heavier
than the former Pink Ranger, but that is okay.
I like chunky women."
Akane grows a shade of red, then her blue
aura of fury kicks in and Lord Zed is through
the roof then through a wall and then is bashed
by a hammerspace mallet about a hundred times
before he finally loses consciousness.
Nabiki comes back and Ryoga is in tow, still
slightly drunk.
Billy lifts off the helmet of Lord Zed
"You know I've always been exceedingly curious
about how he looks.... Oh my God, It's it's--"
"It's that American actor Jean Claude Van Damme!"
"I don't believe it!" Rocky says.
"The mind boggles." Nabiki says dryly.
"Well, " Akane says trying to break the stunned
silence. "I guess we should go."
"Hey what about Rita?"
"She's right there!" Nabiki says as Rita waves
from behind a camcorder. "She's been taping the
whole thing."
"I can't wait to show it at this years Christmas
party."
The Power Rangers and the Ranma crew shake their
heads and decide that it is time to leave.

The competition begins.

Also will Ranma return to normal or be the lovime
.

And To the twit who pushed me to get this done
thanks

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