Hello.

I spent the holiday at mumundad's place, chilling out and coming up with
some interesting ideas.  This is one of them.  I plan on posting it in the
middle of "Contagion" this coming weekend.

***   Commercial Break   ***

     It's a party...and by the look of it, a really boring one.  Most people
are just sitting around, vegetating, doing nothing...

     Announcer:  Want to put some excitement into your party?

     The party-goers (those who are still conscious) perk up, nodding in
agreement.  A certain Chinese guide bursts through the door, carrying a few
cases of beer.  The party rushes to the guide, grabbing cans of beer.

     Announcer: Then try Jusenkyo!!  Made from the finest natural spring
water, Jusenkyo will change the way you think about beer!

     A rather obnoxious guy is sitting on a couch, stuffing his face with
chips.  A girl approaches, holding a couple of cans.

     Girl: Ewwww...stop making such a pig of yourself...here.(She hands him
a can, which he guzzles down.  Instant pig.  She drinks her own.  Instant
cat.)

     The guide looks around at the party...piles of clothes are lying all
over the place, with animals scurrying about.

     Guide: Ohhh....very tragic story...

     Announcer: So...if you want to be a _real_ party animal, try Jusenkyo!

     A guy dressed in cowboy attire - hat, button-down plaid shirt, huge
belt-buckle, jeans, and boots - steps forward.  The guide hands him a can.

     Announcer: And now, there's new Jusenkyo Light...

     The cowboy opens the can and chugs it.  The cowboy's features shift...
he shrinks by a few inches...his chest expands...the cow...er, girl looks
down at herself.

     Announcer: ...for those who want to watch their figure.

***    End Commercial    ***

Any comments, questions, criticisms are welcome.  It was a strange weekend...

Nightelf
nwl9354@tamvm1.tamu.edu