Ah, get thee off to a punnery (1)! This is just too much punishment (2)

for my own tastes.. I hate being punneled (3) into the ground, it's just not 
pun (4). Anyone with a puncil (5) so I can add my signature to the deal? Ah, 
I should be such a pundit (6), I'm always stealing new puns to add to my 
collection! Unlike Skyknight, I prefer to punnel (7) my opposition with such 
lame puns they WANT to fall over and die!

John "Firehawke" Peasley                     /|

Well, Although I claim to hate them, My puns pack quite a PUNch (1). 

perhaps  I can get theese PUNks (2) out of this situation, PUNhaps (3) it's 
all moot anyhow. I dont exactly liek PUNS PUNsay (4), but I will Pun what I 
mun Pun... (5) only by out Punning this Pun fhellow fill I succede..Of course, 
Im not >very accomplished at this...(drinks some Pun juice)

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M. Miner 
         
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(Still hates Puns, theyre not Punny!)

Pun count: John "Firehawke" Peasley: 7 genuine ones
           M. Miner                : 5 genuine ones

And John "Firehawke" Peasley is the WINNER!

Chris: Congratulations, Firehawke. You're now the proud owner of a slightly used
.sig...

Cyth: Hi there! Can we play house?

Chris: [Sweating] Enjoy! Remember! The contract is binding! No butting out...

Cyth: We're going to have FUN! Can I call you Pierre?

Chris: Bye, Cyth!

Cyth: Do you like cookies? I like cookies. Cookies are good.

Chris: [Leaves. Quickly.]

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