This little thing was inspired both by Doug Whiddon's 'Mikado
meets Shampoo' and something I wanted to see happen to Azusa for a
looonnngggg time ;).  Oh yeah, () = settings/actions and <> = thoughts

	Setting: Ryo-oh-ki managed to get herself into a carrot shipment 
to Nerima.  Nice and stuffed, she wanders around utterly lost when....

	Azusa: (halting abruptly as she rollerblades by) Un?
	Ryo-oh-ki: (confused by the sound) Miya?
	Azusa: (spotting aformentioned furball) KAWAII! Bonaparte!
	(author's note: So Sue Me, it's the first french name that came 
to my head :)
	Ryo-oh-ki: (suddenly being crushed in a obcenely affectionate 
hug) urgh... Miya! <leggo!>
	Azusa: (while Ryo-oh-ki is violently trying to kick and bite her 
way free) You gonna be my Bonaparte! (giggles cutely)
	Ryo-oh-ki: Sssss!
	Azusa: (Still not getting the hint) Then I'm gonna put you in the 
Cute & Fuzzy Room with the things that used to move!
	Ryo-oh-ki: <All right, that's _IT_!>
	(Does that Morph Into Warship thing to break free and hovers over 
Azusa's (empty) head)
	Azusa: (Not understanding what happened and looking around) Where 
you go Bona- (Looks up) Ooo, Shiny.
	Ryo-oh-ki: (looking intimidating (a lot easier in this form ;)) 
Hissss.
	Azusa: (Leaping upward to grab/hug her) WaiWai! MINE!
	Ryo-oh-ki: MIYAAA!!!!!!!!
	(Moments later, Ryoko flies to Ryo-oh-ki's side and surveys the 
500 meter wide smouldering crater)
	Ryoko: (turning to her sister/starship) Yeesh, and they call _me_
the violent one.
	Ryo-oh-ki: (blushes)

HTG