Subject: Re: IRC
From: Caroline Ann Seawright
Date: 3/27/1996, 6:48 AM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net

Suddenly, a man in a business suit steps up to Rob and Damon.
"Excuse me, but I must notify you of a pending suit against you.. The
combined plaintiffs of the Fanfic ML and IRC channel #Ranma! are suing the
two of you for a total sum of $250,000,000"
For what???  What did I do this time???  BTW, you can't sue me, I'm 
broke!  I'd sooner give all my money to Kun-chan than to you!

Ooooooooh! Would you, really? Ureshii!!

Kun-chan...