On Fri, 1 Mar 1996, Robert G Orick wrote:
(We hear sound of Akane's Instant Mocha being spit out at high velocities
and the screen is splattered with brown liquid. Rob quickly
wipes away the mess he made.)
I don't believe it! She got her own e-mail account and now people are
sending her their personal problems like she's "Dear Abby?!" THIS IS
GETTING WEIRDER THAN I CAN HANDLE!!!
Here's another twist. I answered it.
Zodiak: My sister just sent you private e-mail...
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
HEY! Where else can I write to my big brother? You never got him his
own e-mail.
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Rumiko(hanging from the ceiling): Tell Jody I still get more mail...
(gets hit with a lamp that flew out from the computer screen.)
Jody(other side of the screen): Isn't modern technology just wonderful?
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WW(holding her back): You'll cut the screen in two!
Jody: Can I just hit her then?