Subject: Re: [FanFic] Dear Jody,
From: Jody Zodiac
Date: 3/1/1996, 7:37 PM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net

On Fri, 1 Mar 1996, Robert G Orick wrote:

(We hear sound of Akane's Instant Mocha being spit out at high velocities 
	and the screen is splattered with brown liquid.  Rob quickly 
	wipes away the mess he made.)
I don't believe it!  She got her own e-mail account and now people are 
sending her their personal problems like she's "Dear Abby?!"  THIS IS 
GETTING WEIRDER THAN I CAN HANDLE!!!

Here's another twist.  I answered it.

Zodiak: My sister just sent you private e-mail...

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

HEY!  Where else can I write to my big brother?  You never got him his 
own e-mail.

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Rumiko(hanging from the ceiling): Tell Jody I still get more mail... 
	(gets hit with a lamp that flew out from the computer screen.)
Jody(other side of the screen): Isn't modern technology just wonderful?

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WW(holding her back): You'll cut the screen in two!
Jody: Can I just hit her then?