Ranma 1/2 Fan-fic : Love in September
A story involving Akane and Shampoo....
We focus in on Furnikan high at night time .It is after the Rythmeic
Gymnastic's contest involving Ranma and Kodachi .It seem's that Furnikan high
is putting on a production of Romeo and Juliet , and Akane has the lead . No
she's not playing Juliet , instead she's playing Romeo . We now see her running
home dressed as Romeo .
Akane : Man , why did I have to play Romeo ?
Suddenly Akane remember's that Kuno is the only guy in the drama club , and
remember's Kuno's auditon which consited of a very long (about 200 page) sonnet
profesing his love for the pig-tailed girl and Akane Tendo .
Akane : That's why I'm playing Romeo ......
We now see that Akane is home at the Tendo dojo
Akane : All right time to change into my normal clothes...
Suddenly a loud crashing noise is heard in the background .....
Akane : Huh....
Ranma : Leave me alone !!! I don't know where she is .....
Voice : Where is girl type Ranma....
Akane open's the door .
Akane : Ranma ...
Ranma is running toward's hear screaming...
Ranma : Ahhh!!! Run you fool !!!
Shampoo : Where is girl type Ranma !?!
Suddenly Shampoo lunges at Ranma with a Bonbiri . However
before she can hit Ranma she must first pass Akane . Akane is
stunned by this , but reacts instinctively with a kick to
Shampoo's Bonbiri , breaking it into 2 and having the ball hit
Shampoo's head . Ranma is shocked by these event's.....
Ranma : What did you do , you moron ?!?
Akane : I saved your life you Baka !!!!
Ranma : Fool , Now she's going to be after you too ....
Akane [horrified] : Oh no the Kiss of death
Shampoo comes to , and moves towards Akane . Akane tries to
slip away , but Shampoo won't let her move away . She lean's foward
and kiss's Akane's cheek .
Akane : This is all just a misunderstanding ,right Ranma !!!
Shampoo [In Chinese] : [My beloved Husband..]
Suddenly Shampoo kisses Akane's lip's , and it's a very passionite Kiss . Both
Akane and Ranma are horrified , and Akane remember's that she look's like a boy
now .
Ranma : What's going on ....
Suddenly Genma , Soun and Ryouga enter the room .
Soun : Hello Akane.....
Soun see's Shampoo holding Akane in a passionite embrace ....
Soun : Akane.....WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!!!
Ryouga : Why you brute , die!!!
Ryouga suddenly leaps at Shampoo , but Shampoo immeditly use's a bonbiri
to send Ryouga into the street's .
Shampoo : [My beloved Husband]
Akane : Anyone here speak Chiniese ?
Soun [crying] : Akane , explain this!!!
Shampoo [producing an old looking Book] : Aiya....
Scene shift : We are now in the living room of the Tendo's . Ranma , Akane ,
Nabiki , Soun , Kasumi , and Genma are all sitting at a table . Shampoo is at
the table also with her arm around Akane's waist . Soun is reading the strange
looking book that Shampoo produced ....
Soun : Hmm , very intresting .....
Akane : Well , what is it ?
Soun : You know I can't read a word of Chinese Akane!!!
Akane [angry] : Then why did you bother toread it at all!!!
Nabiki [taking the book] : Hmm , let's see ...Rules of Chinese Amazon tribe ,
Rule 1 : if woman beat's Amazon than Amazon must chase her to end's of
the earth and kill her .
Ranma : We know that one already ....
Nabiki : Rule 2 : if man beats Amazon than Amazon must marry that man ....
Genma : And how can you read that....
Nabiki : Easy , the Japanese is on the reverse side of the page .
Soun : And how did I miss that ....
Ranma : Great , that help's us a lot !!We still don't know why
she's hanging all over Akane
Suddenly everyone relizies that Akane look's like a guy .
Kasumi [genuinly shocked] : Oh my!!!
Soun : Now wait just a minute here , you can't marry Akane !!!She's a ....
Ranma : Shut UP!!!We need to talk alone....
Soun : Excues us....
The two of them leave the room , and everyone but Akane and Shampoo goes
over to eavesdrop on the conversation ....
Soun : What is Ranma....
Ranma : Don't say Akane is a girl to Shampoo !!!
Soun : And why shouldn't I ?
Ranma : Do you want Shampoo out to kill Akane ...
Soun : Why....
Suddenly we see a picture of Shampoo hunting down Akane and killing her with a
giant wood sword .
Soun : Akane !!!!!
Ranma : See ....
Soun [crying] : What do we do ?!?
Ranma : We just keep this charade going untill we can get rid of Shampoo ....
Soun [still crying] : Yes , this will work !!! Akane come here !!
Akane enter's the room without Shampoo....
Akane : What is it dad ?
Soun : Akane , you must do this for your father....
Akane : Do what ?
Soun : You must pretend to be a boy as long as Shampoo is here..
Akane : What ???
Ranma : Do what he say's , or else Shampoo will be out to kill you...
Akane : Oh yeah ....
Shampoo now rushes into the room , and grab's onto Akane...
Shampoo : [My love...]
Ranma : Oh boy....
Shampoo : You , where is girl-type Ranma !?!
Ranma : Oh no...
Shampoo : Tell me where she is !!!!
Ranma : Ahh!!!
Ranma immeditily begin's to run away with Shampoo in pursuit . Akane can be
heard in the background groaning .
Later that night in Akane's Room ...
Akane : Why , why do I have to do this ....
*flashback*
Ranma : Do this or Shampoo will be out to kill you!!!
*end flashback*
Akane : Damn it , It's because of Shampoo that my life is going to be screwed
for the next few weeks .
We see Akane enter the bathroom , and pan toward's a tree where we see Shampoo
looking through a window....
Shampoo [to herself] : { Why is husband mad at me ...}
We now see Akane exit the bathroom looking like she normally does .
Akane : And I thought that the weird stuff only happened to Ranma.....
The light is turned off , and Akane fall's asleep . A perplexed Shampoo is left
looking through the window .
Shampoo : { Why is Husband now a girl}.....
The next morning in the Tendo kitchen ....
Kasumi : Morning Akane....
Soun : Ahh good morning ..ack...
We now look at Akane , who is dressed normally for school , which mean's she
look's like a girl ....
Soun : Why are you dressed like that , young lady...
Akane : Becasue it's the way I normally dress !!!
Soun : Akane , as long as Shampoo is here , your a guy !!!
Akane : Forget it , I'm not ruining my life because of some Chiniese Bimbo....
Ranma-chan : Ahh get away!!!
We now see Shampoo chasing Ranma-chan around . Once the reach they reach the
living room , Shampoo stop's the chase .
Akane : I'm leaving....
Shampoo : Aiya .... {Again , husband look's like girl}
Ranma : Wait for me....
Shampoo : Wait up , where is girl type Ranma ....
Later that afternoon , we see Shampoo watching Akane at school . She is still
wondering why her husband now look's like a girl . She is about to storm into
the classroom when she hear's a loud crash . It's Kuno chasing Ranma-chan
around .
Kuno : Oh pig-tailed girl , come to me my love ....
Ranma-chan : Get away you idiot.....
Kuno : Oh....
Suddenly Kuno is knocked unconcious . We see a shadowy figure standing above
his body .
Ranma-chan : Thank you ....
Shampoo : Ranma-chan , I kill you now...
Ranma-chan : Oh shit!!!
Shampoo chases Ranma-chan around the entire school . Finally Ranma is able
to find a kettle of hot water . He is about to use it , when Shampoo
smashes into the room .
Ranma-chan : Ahhh!!!!
Shampoo : Now you die !!!!
Ranma-chan : I don't think so (uses hot water)...
Shampoo : Aiya!!!!
Ranma : Ah ha , you can't kill me now because I'm a boy!!!!
Shampoo : Where did Ranma-chan go .....
Ranma : Well , you see were the same person...
Shampoo : Then you must die too!!!
Ranma : Wait , I'm a boy !!! Ranma-chan is just my cursed form !!
Shampoo : Jusenkyo curse ?
Ranma : Yes , Juesnkyo curse ...
Shampoo : Than I can't kill you ....
Ranma : All right!!!
Shampoo : And is Husband Juesnkyo cursed !?
Ranma : Nope , Akane is really a girl....
Shampoo : Aiya ???
Ranma : Yep , she was just dressed up to play Romeo ...
Shampoo : Grrr....
Ranma : Shampoo.....
Shampoo : Akane , prepare to DIE!!!
Ranma : What ... Oh!!! WAIT!!!!
We see Shampoo run off fuming , leaving Ranma to himself .
Ranma : Oh man , am I in trouble ....
Cut to Girl gym class , Akane's locker . There is a challenge written there in
badly written Japanese .
Girl 1 : What is it Akane ...
Akane : It's a challenge , after school in the field .
Girl 2 : Wow , sound's serious .
Akane : It is ... Don't worry Shampoo I'll be there ....
It's now after school at Furnikan high . We focus in on a field where Akane and
Shampoo are going to fight .
Shampoo : You I kill for lying to me ...
Akane : Go ahead !! I want to pay you back for ruining my life!!!
Shampoo : DIE!!!!
We see Shampoo run at Akane . Akane goes for a kick , but Shampoo avoid's it
by jumping in the air . On the way back down Shampoo ready's for the fatal blow
with her giant wood sword .
Shampoo : AHHH!!!!
Suddenly Shampoo stop's . She can't seem
to kill Akane .
Shampoo : {Why can't I kill her...}
Akane see's that Shampoo can't move , and decides to go in for the kill , but
Akane can't finish her off either .
Shampoo : {Could it be that I actually love her ...}
Akane : Shampoo ... I'm sorry about lying to you . You didn't ruin my life...
Shampoo : {What am I feeling , she look's so cute , yet I must kill her}
Akane : Shampoo ....
Shampoo : [good bye]....
Akane : Huh...
But she is too late , as Shampoo has run off .
Akane : Now why couldn't I finish her off.....
Later that night .....
Shampoo : Why couldn't I kill her....Maybe I love ...
Cologne : Love who....
Shampoo : Ahh great grandmother...
Cologne : Who do you love Shampoo ....
Shampoo : { I can't tell her about Akane , she'll kill her... Ah I know} Ranma
, I love Ranma !!!
Cologne : The girl you lost to in China !?!
Shampoo then begin's to explain the stroy behind Ranma (of course leaving out
anything to do with Akane ).
Cologne : Hmm , so we have a Heir after all ....
Shampoo : Huh....
Cologne : Just leave everything to me Shampoo , just leave everything to me
... HAHAHA!!!
The next day .....
Announcer : Come see the Furnikan High production of Romeo and Juliet , tonight
at 8 !!!!
Akane : Ranma , where are you !!!
Girl 1 : Waiting for Ranma ....
Akane : Yeah , he was supposed to meet me
here at 3 .
Kuno : Akane , at last we can kiss on stage ...
Girl 1 : Huh .... OH MY GOD!!!
We pan over to Kuno who is dressed like Juliet , and it does not look
flattering .
Kuno : Now nothing will come between us my love ....
Girl 1 : Oh boy , All right Kuno conrtol team , READY MALLETS!!!!
10 girls suddenly surrond Kuno and introduce his head to a variety of mallets ,
in a number of very painfull way's .
Akane : What a moron .... Now where's Ranma....
Ranma : Who are you .....
We now cut to an alleyway , where Ranma is facing Cologne ....
Cologne : I'm your future great-grandmother in-law !!!
Ranma : Hah , that will be the day !!!
Cologne : Will see ...
Suddenly Cologne attacks Ranma . Ranma manges to produce a decent defence ,
but Cologne manages to knock him unconcious rather quickly .
Cologne : Hmm , he posses some skill ....He could one day be my equal !!!
Later that night at the play ....
Akane : {Where is Ranma}
We focus up on Shampoo , who is watching the play from the lighting .
Shampoo : { Why can't I stop thinking about you Akane , Do I love you ? }
Akane : { Huh , is that Shampoo...}
Crowd : Bravo....
Akane : {Why that jerk , he didn't show up}
Shampoo : { Yes maybe I do love you Akane}
Shampoo turns to leave , but before she does she threw a bouqet of roses
to Akane .
Akane : {These flower's there from Shampoo}
Girl 1 : Great job Romeo ....
Akane : Thanks {Why can't I get her out of my mind , It's not like I like her
or anything}
Kuno : Bravo , let me kiss you !!!
Akane : Go to hell (she hit's Kuno in the head) {Maybe I do like her , but as
a friend , only as a friend....}
Kasumi : Way to go!!!
Nabiki : Yeah but where was Ranma ....
Akane : I don't know and I don't care .....
Shampoo : Nihao !!!
We are now at the Cat cafe . We see Cologne hoping around on her staff .
Cologne : Hello Shampoo , I have a suprise for you ....
Shampoo : What is it Great Grand mother ...
Cologne : Look ...
We see Cologne move a curtain , and we seeRanma . He look's like he's under the
influence of some type of Narcotic ...
Cologne : Son In-law is under my control . He's ready to have sex with you .
But be quick about it , it'll wear off in 2 hours .
Shampoo : Aiya....
Cologne : Now I'll leav you 2 alone .. Have fun!!!
Cologne leaves the room , and Shampoo approaches Ranma . Ranma then grabs her
down to the sheat's . He immeditly starts to have sex with her . Shampoo
remains indeferient to Ranma's attempts at sex though . She instead
is thinking about Akane ...
Shampoo : Akane....
Ranma : Huh , you want more...
Shampoo : {Why am I seeing Akane , shouldn't I be loving this ....}
Ranma : You want more....
Shampoo : {No I want Akane}
Shampoo then knock's Ranma out with a frying pan .
Shampoo : Sorry , but I not love you ....And you not love me ....Let's
take you home....
Shampoo than picks up Ranma and head's toward the Tendo dojo , ignoring the
fact that Cologne is watching her .
Cologne : Hmm , now what is she up to ....
Cut to the Tendo dojo ....
Akane : Ranma , where are you , you Baka!!!
Shampoo : He over here...
Akane : Ranma !!! What happened to him....
Shampoo : Great grandmother use drug on him , she thinks we want to marry .
Akane : And why does she think that...
Shampoo : Because I told her that ....
Akane : But ... I thought you ....
Shampoo : I sorry I caused Ranma harm , It won't happen again...
Akane : It better not ...
Shampoo : Bye Akane....
Akane : .... Hmph , what a jerk that Shampoo is , using magic to get Ranma ....
We pan over to see Cologne in the bush watching Akane .
Akane : Why do I care what Shampoo does , It's not like I like her....
Cologne : Hmm....
Akane : It couldn't be .....that...maybe I do...I mean she is cute...
Cologne :.....
Akane : But it ain't normal . isn't it .....
Cologne : Hello young lady....
Akane : Huh .....
Cologne : I believe you know Shampoo...
Akane : Who are you ....
Cologne : I doesn't matter who I am ....
Akane : Huh....
Akane react's but she's to late . Cologne attacked her with a magical powder ,
causing Akane to become unconcious ....
Cologne : I will not let you ruin the Amazon blood line ,
and I might as well take Son In-law too !!!
Akane : .....
Cologne : Hahaha , now for phase 2 of my plan ....
Meanwhile back at the cat cafe ....
Shampoo : Me sorry Akane , but what can I do ....
She look's at picture of Akane she stole from the Tendo Dojo ....
Shampoo : Me know , I can apoligize tommorow ....
Cologne : {Excellent , it's all coming together}
The next morning ....
Shampoo : Where is Akane.....
See's her unconcious body left in the yard .
Shampoo : Akane!!!
Akane : Uhh...Shampoo....I...I...
Shampoo : Akane!!!
Akane : You BITCH!!!
Shampoo : Huh ....
Akane : I hate you , you Whore . I want a real man . I'm just playing along
because I don't want you to kill me...
Shampoo : Why you....
Suddenly Ryouga walk's by .
Ryouga : Where is the Tendo dojo .....
Akane : Look , there is a real man I can love....Ryouga !!!!
Ryouga : Akane.....
Akane : Let's go out on a date....
Ryouga : Sure ...{This is not a dream}
To prove this isn't a dream , Akane passionetly kisses Ryouga .
Ryouga : Akane!!!!
Akane : See you Bimbo....
The loving couple now leaves to go out on there date . Shampoo remain fuming .
Shampoo : She used me... I loved her and she used me !!! She must die!!!!!
We see Shampoo running back to the cat cafe to pick up her giant wood sword .
Shampoo : I'll show her .....she'll pay for using me...Huh...
Before Shampoo could leave , she spot's an empty bottle of magic spice on the
floor .
Shampoo : It look's like ... Cologne , she did this to Akane...
Cologne : Your right!!!
Shampoo : Turn her back to normal !!!
Cologne : Nope can't do that , the only thing that can break the spell is a
sudden burst of the emotion anger!!!
Shampoo : Why you!!!
Shampoo leaps to attack Cologne
Cologne : Ranma now !!!
Shampoo's attack is stopped by Ranma . Shampoo turn's around to face Ranma ,
but she is knocked uncouncious by Cologne .
Ranma : Tis done master...
Cologne : Excellent !! Now the amazon bloodline is safe....
Meanwhile somewhere in a Tokyo park ....
Ryouga : Akane are you sure you want to do this ?
Akane : Don't tell me your to scared to have sex ...
Ryouga : It's not that , It's just....
Akane : Oh come on , you want to fuck me !!!
Ryouga : No , It's just....
Akane : Come on shy boy....
Ryouga : Augh , I don't , I mean ....
Ryouga's moment of indecision was wasted though , as it began to rain .
Akane : Ryouga....
P-chan : Bwee.....
Akane : Your P-chan ....
P-chan : b.w.e.e...
Akane : Why you pervert(anger growing).....Huh , what was I doing...
P-chan : Bwee?
Akane : I was under Cologne's spell , and I said all those nasty thing's to
Shampoo ....
P-chan : BWEE!!!
Akane : Ryouga , I'm sorry I tried to seduce you ...
P-chan : bwee...
Akane : Ahh , change back you moron...
Ryouga : Akane , I'm sorry...
Akane : I'm not mad at you Ryouga....
Ryouga : Your not...
Akane : Just dissapointed .....
Ryouga : Listen I'm sorry I couldn't tell you ....
Akane : I doesn't matter , It was my fault too !!!I should of listened to
Ranma . He tried to tell me about you ....
Ryouga : Look ....
Akane : I don't hate you , I'm just mad . I thought we were friend's , but you
betrayed that trust....
Ryouga : I'm sorry ....
Akane : Don't worry , I'll forgive you someday...
Ryouga : Urkk....
Akane : But know I have to save another a ..friendship....Bye...
Ryouga : Wait , Akane ..
Akane : Don't worry about me...{I've gotta find Shampoo}
Akane has left , leaving Ryouga and mysterious onlooker .
Ryouga : Akane....
Cologne : Don't worry about her...
Ryouga : Huh .....
Cologne : Don't worry , I'll give her to you....
Ryouga : Who are you....
Cologne : A friend...
Suddenly Cologne leaps to the attack....
Ryouga : Ahhh!!!!!
Later that day...
Akane : Shampoo !!! SHAMPOO!!
Cologne : She's over here...
Akane : Huh...
Cologne : Look ...
We focus in on Shampoo and Ranma . The two of them are kissing each other
passioneitly . Cologne is laughing .
Akane : What did you do to them ....
Cologne : You'll find out soon enough !!!Ryouga!!!
Ryouga : Yes master!!!
Cologne : Go hold your wife down !!!
Ryouga : Yes Master!!!
Ryouga grabs a hold of Akane . Akane tries to struggle , but she can not break
free .
Cologne : Soon you'll be a happy couple...
Akane : No!!!I don't want you controling my life ....
Cologne : You have no choice!!!
Akane : But why....
Cologne : Because of the Amazon blood line...
Akane : No...
Akane is slowly breaking free of Ryouga's grip .
Cologne : Perhaps we need to get more physical !!Ryouga rape her!!!
Akane : WHAT!!!!
Ryouga : Yes master....
Cologne : Don't worry , you'll forget this..
Akane : AHHH!!!
Slowly Akane breaks free from Ryouga's grasp , but Cologne moves in for the
kill . Akane is suprised by the attack , and is wide open . But Cologne does
not finish the attack . Instead her head is introduced to one of Shampoo's
Bonbiri...
Akane : Shampoo!!!
Cologne : No , It's impossibile!!!
Shampoo : Leave her alone !!!
Cologne : And why should I ?
Shampoo : Because , I love her...
Akane : Shampoo....
Cologne : And does she love you...
Shampoo : It does not matter...
Akane : Yes it does , you can't put your neck on the line if I don't love you...
Shampoo : Do you....
Akane : I don't know , so many confusing emotion's...I do like you , I've
never felt this way before about anyone . Maybe it is love ...
Shampoo : Akane...
Akane : Ironic isn't it , me the tomboy and my first love is a girl . I guess
I do love you Shampoo ...
Shampoo : Akane!!!!
Akane : Shampoo!!!
The two run togther and share a very passioite kiss . Cologne watches for
awhile , and then decides that she should interupt .
Cologne : How touching , but you have given me the final key for victory .
Ryouga and Ranma come here!!!
Ryouga and Ranma : Yes Master...
Akane : Let them go!!!
Cologne : No , there mine !! In fact I think I want to see them die !!! Boy's
kill yourseleves!!!
Shampoo : No!!!
Akane : How can you be so cruel!!!
Cologne : I'll do anything for the Amazon bloodline!!!
Shampoo : ....What do you want ?
Cologne : You to return with me too China .We'll forget this entire farce...
Akane : No ... Don't do it Shampoo !!!!
Shampoo : And you'll let the boy's go ?
Cologne : Yep....
Akane : No.....
Shampoo : I agree...
Cologne : All right !! Boy's your are now unconcious . They'll be free in an
hour or so and will have forgotten everything .
Akane (crying): Shampoo ....
Cologne : Let's go Shampoo....
Shampoo : Akane...
Akane (crying) : Don't leave me,,,
Shampoo (crying) : I must , for your sake ....
Akane (crying) : But I love you !!!!
Shampoo : And I love you too ....
The two pause for one last embrace , followed by a very long kiss .
Cologne : All right let's get moving ....
Shampoo (crying) : Remember I did this for you , and remember I love you ....
Akane (crying) : SHAMPOO!!!
Shampoo : Goodbye....Akane-chan...
Cologne immeditly gather's Shampoo up , and the two of them dissapear .
Akane (crying) : I love you ... Shampoo....
We fade to black on the still crying figure of Akane . And while the screen is
still black we still hear the cry's of Akane . We then hear the voice of
Shampoo
Shampoo (crying) : Good bye.....
The end.....
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Ja ne!!
Richard Beaubien
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Mizuno Ami-chan forever!!!