Well here's the beta of the prologue, I keep changing the damn thing 
so this may take a while

Anyway MOST of the characters in this story are Copyright Takahashi 
Rumiko, Kitty TV, etc.

The Adverntures of Ranma and Akira

a Ranma 1/2 fanfic by Aaron Gibson


Hi Akira Saotome here. it's not everyday i get to tell this story with
all of my friends with me (we hear talking in the background), uh
guys?

voice1: yea?
voice2: what's up, man
voice3: anyone see my scyth?

Akira: okay, lets see, oh, intros, first up Peter

Peter: Hi

Akira: Second is Lou

Lou: How's it going

Akira: And last is Grimmy

Grimmy: My name is Brianne asshole

Akira: Bri relax, oh Pete is one of those Guardians of Heaven you may
have heard about, Lou's job is to make sure all hell breaks loose, and
Bri is the Angel of Death

Bri: I suppose.

Akira: Anyway, these three are my compadre's so, you'll hear from them
more than the other Gods.  Okay my story, I am a mortal (snickers in
the background) KNOCK IT OFF BACK THERE!!, You may have heard of my
cousin Ranma Saotome.  Well like him, I am (From background: WAS),
sorry WAS cursed with the Jusenkou curse, same as he WAS (BG:
WAS?!?!), yeah he was cured last month.  BTW, thanks to Fellowship
Ranma is engaged to Nabiki Tendo instead of Akane Tendo like we had it
set.

Pete: Well because Fellowship handles those things, she can override
anyones plans...

Akira: Can I Finish this??

Pete: Sure, just a little insight

Akira: Anyway, because of that, I got stuck with the job of trying to
straighten this mess out...

(FLASHBACK: We see a war council, and Akira appears to be the
subject...

person1: Akira explain!!!

Akira: ME?!?!

person2: Sarcasm leave him alone, Peter dear what's the problem?

Peter: Thanks Emotion, lets see, oh Fellowship, how should I put this

Profanity: She fucked up again!!!

Peter: Couldn't have said better myself

Emotion: And by that you mean?

Akira: Fellowship made my cousin become engaged to the wrong girl

Emotion: So, Fellowship always does that, fix it

Akira: Fix it she says

Peter: It wouldn't be that big a problem, except

Profanity: This is where she fucked up, dammit

Peter: Indeed, she, uh, oh Wrong SISTER!!!!

Emotion: Oh DAMN, NOT AGAIN!!!!! 
FELLOWSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fellowship: (comes barrelling in to the room): Yes?

Emotion: You know, usually when you interfere with the mortals, i just
let it slide, but this is unforgivable!!

Fellowship: What I do??

Emotion: DO THE NAMES RANMA SAOTOME AND NABIKI TENDO MEAN ANYTHING TO
YOU!!!!!!!!!

Fellowship: Yeah, oh that cute couple I got together-

Emotion: Wrong girl, Fellowship, wrong girl

Fellowship: Oh, well i just make em, you can fix it, right?

Emotion: Well seeing as the other girl is Nabiki's sister Akane...

Fellowship: Oh damn, this is the big one... (starts crying)

Akira: Don't cry, please don't cry

Emotion: Don't sweat it, we just gotta keep those two together

Akira: WHAT?!?!

Emotion: think about it, we can't very well have those two fighting
can we

Akira: I suppose not

Emotion: Very well, Akira, it's your job to make sure that those two
are a happily married couple.

Akira: NANI?!?!?!

Emotion: Problem?

Akira: Well seeing as i gotta make sure MY OWN MARRIAGE is sound and
happy, how the hell am I gonna keep those two from killing each other?

Emotion: Your own?? Oh right Kasumi, well hell, that's no prob, she's
usually stoned outta her gord anyway.

Akira facefaults

END FLASHBACK)

Akira: So that's where our story begins. See ya in a bit!

Yeah Yeah, like I said I keep changing it, maybe in a week or two

Aaron Gibson
(Yusaku on IRC)