Subject: Re: [FanFic] Um...Panda?
From: "Couture, George, A1C, SAM-OPTS" <COUTUREG@COMM.HQ.AF.MIL>
Date: 12/31/1995, 7:11 PM
To: Fanfic mailing list

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You, dummy, D,C,&H are suing for you!  Actually, they are suing so you can
get a non-effecting nickname.  Now, if after this you still weigh 3** lbs
and eat bamboo, you're own your own.  But do you really want to take the
risk that this whole thing could be an elaborate misconception?

I mean what happens if they try to mate you with that female panda in...
[Gopher thinks for a minute]...Washington D.C.?

....uh, why are you getting that funny look in your eyes?

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Now wait just a minute! I am definately NOT a female. I am also not a panda. 
If any of you remember the muppet show, that is where I got the idea.



               Fozzy Bear
               (coutureg@comm.hq.af.mil)


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