On Fri, 29 Dec 1995, AlberCrombie wrote:
Date: Fri, 29 Dec 1995 20:36:33 -0500 (EST)
From: AlberCrombie <cesnyd01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu>
To: Fanfic Mailing List <fanfic@andrew.cais.com>
Subject: [FanFic] Um...Panda?
Um, Panda...I have some bad news.
Remember how I helped get you your nickname at Xmas? Well, I got it on sale
and thought it was a real bargin. However, I got this letter in the mail
the otherday - seems I didn't get a bargin after all.
purchased through the S-Mart Corporation Superstor chain were found to be
faulty and possibly leethal. It was discovered that when the nickname was
used the recipient of the nickname has the tendency to take on the
phyisical, mental, and emotional characteristics of said nickname.
Case in point, a young mother in Wildesprings, Wyoming bought her
was a little slow in getting back to S-Mart, and the pickings were slim, but
I think you'll like it. S-Mart did re-assure me that this won't have to
last more than a week.
two.)
I'm really sorry about all this. I'm sure it's just temporary, honest!
AlberCrombie - The disapointed Gopher
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
BOOOOOGER!!!
Shop smart..... Shop S-mart...
Neil
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"We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry thirsty roots?"
C.Rossetti.
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